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GP/LP · VC · Dubai
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What Benji's been doing

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Mission Control v12 deployed to Cloudflare
Feb 24
10 tabs, 17 CRM contacts, Library with essays + CVs. Live at lobster-bakery-os.pages.dev
System
CRM expanded — 10 tier-1 + 7 tier-2 with draft messages
Feb 24
Goldman, Sirius, Hays, Mubadala, ADQ, Investcorp, Warburg, Hub71, Permira, Triago + 7 tier-2
CRM
4 content drafts ready for review
Feb 24
Gulf FO LinkedIn post · X thread · FO stat card · Podcast teaser. All need Ana's approval before posting.
Content
Lobster-Bakery OS fully rebuilt
Feb 23
87,528 words · 12 protocols · 11 knowledge files · 5 expert rooms · 71 commits
System
Old Mission Control content recovered
Feb 23
2 final essays, 4 CVs, 26 Dubai outreach emails, 7 tier-2 message sets, cover letters
System
Task Board

Queued

3
Enrich 5 knowledge stubs
AI
Next session
Write Essays 3-5
AIContent
Pending research
Rebuild 222-job tracker
AI
Phase 1

Completed

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MC v12 deployed to Cloudflare
System
Feb 24
87K words recovered
System
Feb 23
CRM: 17 contacts with drafts
CRM
Feb 24

Ana's Tasks

4
Review 4 content drafts
AnaContent
In Content tab
Send Sirius + Hays messages
AnaCRM
Drafts in CRM tab
Record voice prompt
Ana
Unlocks 3 drafts
Add MC to Home Screen
Ana
Safari → Share

𝕏 Twitter / X

Primary thought leadership
5K+
Followers
Views/mo
Eng. rate
Strategy: X native articles (40% of viral), numbered lists (30%), behind-the-scenes (15%). Punchier voice, imperfection toolkit. Publish Tue-Thu 9-11am Dubai.
Trending now: Loading trending formats...
Our content:
What Western VCs get wrong about Gulf capital 🧵
READY
What Western VCs get wrong about Gulf capital 🧵 1/ Biggest misconception: Gulf investors are slow and bureaucratic. Reality: first meeting to term sheet in 2 weeks. Try that with a US institutional LP. 2/ Second misconception: its all oil money. 60%+ of new FO allocations go into tech, not hydrocarbons. The diversification happened while most Western GPs werent paying attention. 3/ The relationship dynamic is completely different. West: pitch → diligence → close. Gulf: build trust → share meals → then discuss business. The Iftar dinners arent networking. Theyre diligence. 4/ Spent 4 months embedded in this ecosystem. Decision speed is 3x faster than US institutional LPs. Relationship depth required is 10x deeper. Capital horizon is generational — families investing for 50+ years. Your 5yr fund timeline looks rushed to them. 5/ DIFC alone: 1,300 entities, growing 25% YoY. Abu Dhabi's ADGM is right behind it. If youre a GP ignoring Gulf capital youre leaving the most patient relationship-driven allocators on the table. Start with DIFC. ☕
2 X articles published (Essay 1 + Essay 2) · 3 pending
🔌 Auto-posting: researching X API integration

💼 LinkedIn

Recruiter + LP visibility
5K+
Connections
Impressions/mo
Profile views/wk
Strategy: 2-3x/week. Formats: Data+Story, Contrarian, Numbered lists. Hook-driven openers. Paragraph breaks every 2-3 lines. End with question CTA. Target: visible to hiring managers at Goldman, Sirius, Mubadala.
Trending now: Loading trending formats...
Our content:
Gulf FOs aren't LPs anymore
READY
Most LPs still think of Gulf capital as petrochemical money parking in London real estate. That narrative is 5 years out of date. 78% of GCC family offices now run direct investment programs. Average deal size: $12-45M. Focus areas: AI infrastructure, climate tech, fintech. They're not LPs anymore. They're co-investors. → Decision speed: 3x faster than US institutional LPs → Relationship depth required: 10x deeper → Capital horizon: generational (10-year minimums are normal) I spent 4 months embedded in this ecosystem. The thing Western VCs still don't understand: the Iftar dinners aren't networking. They're diligence. If you're a GP raising from Gulf allocators, the playbook is different. You don't pitch and close. You build trust, share meals, then discuss business. The capital is there. The patience is there. The question is whether you're willing to invest the relationship time. What's been your experience raising from Gulf allocators?
The emerging manager fundraising crisis
READY · Feb 26
2,847 emerging managers are trying to raise Fund I right now. Less than 15% will close. The conventional wisdom says "build a track record and LPs will come." That advice is 10 years out of date. Here's what actually gets Fund I closed in 2026: → A $5-15M anchor from someone who knows you personally → 3-5 co-investors who trust the anchor's judgment → A thesis so specific that LPs can explain it to their IC in one sentence → Distribution proof before you even start raising The founders who close are the ones who spent 18 months building LP relationships before they ever said the words "we're raising." The ones who fail are the ones who built a great portfolio and assumed capital would follow. Track record is necessary. It's not sufficient. What's the biggest surprise you've encountered raising a first fund?
🔌 Auto-posting: researching LinkedIn API integration

📝 Substack

Long-form essays · LP/GP insights
Subscribers
2
Essays final
3
Pending
Strategy: Essay-driven. 9-step framework (title → opening → core belief → arguments → data → personal → philosophical close → thread hooks → final pass). Voice: half-academic researcher, half-insider operator. Target: LP/GP/founder practitioners.
Pipeline:
Essay 1: LPs Don't Fund OptimismFINAL
Essay 2: Why Dubai Became the LP CapitalFINAL
Essay 3: The Bottleneck Problem (Deep Tech)PENDING
Essay 4: Tourists vs LocalsPENDING
Essay 5: 1000 LP CallsPENDING
Substack not yet launched — setup needed

🎙 YouTube / Podcast

Venture Protocol
Subscribers
Listens/mo
Strategy: Guest interviews with founders, M&A attorneys, FO principals. 99Ravens methodology. Cross-promote essay topics. Publish clips to X + LinkedIn.
Next up:
Episode TBD — no episode currently in productionPLANNING
Thursday: podcast prep or guest outreach (per rhythm protocol)

📸 Instagram

Later phase
Stat cards, infographics, behind-the-scenes. Repurpose from LinkedIn + X content. Not active yet.
🎙 Voice prompts — answer one, Benji writes 3 drafts
What's your contrarian take on MENA VC this week?
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What did you learn the hard way about investor relationships?
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How has living in 40+ countries changed how you evaluate founders?
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What protocol do you use in every investor meeting nobody talks about?
⏺ Tap to record

📅 Content Calendar

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Tier-1 Targets

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Tier-2 Outreach

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Dubai Outreach Campaign

26 emailsView all →
26 pre-written emails for Dubai companies. Each with personalized intro, value hook, and soft close. Open full list →

🚀 Benji says

You have 4 product ideas sitting in the repo. Your core philosophy is "test distribution BEFORE building." Here's what I can do right now without you lifting a finger:
Recommended first move: Let me create a VP Prompt System landing page (1-page, Cloudflare), post it from a bot account on X, and measure interest before you build anything. Zero cost, 2 hours of my time. Say the word.
VP Prompt Systems for Fund Managers
Protocol-driven prompt templates for emerging GPs. LP outreach sequences, due diligence frameworks, IC memo generators. $99-299/mo.
Idea
Status
$99-299
/month
⭐ Best test-first candidate
Benji can do now
Build landing page + waitlist
Cloudflare Pages, 2 hours
Create 3 sample prompts from existing protocols
Already have 12 protocols to extract from
Test distribution on X
Post from bot or Ana's account
AppForge
"Personal app operating system" — users create mini-apps through conversation. Has comprehensive MVP spec + 90-day GTM strategy.
Spec done
Status
$2,500
/month target
Next steps
Test demand: post concept + waitlist link on X
Before building anything
Benji-as-a-Service (Agent Spawning)
Spawn protocol-driven agents for client verticals. Each client gets their own "Benji" with custom protocols, memory, goals.
Concept
Status
Benji researching
Revenue bot best practices (sub-agent running)
What automated agents actually make money?
Event Intel Generator
Pre-event briefings with talking points from contact + company research. Feed it a guest list, get personalized conversation starters.
Concept
Status
Leverages
CRM data + web research + Ana's network
Tech Tuesday (200+ weekly) = instant test audience
🚀 Ready to post — copy & go
3 posts queued
Gulf FOs aren't LPs anymore
LinkedIn · 12:30
Most LPs still think of Gulf capital as petrochemical money parking in London real estate. That narrative is 5 years out of date. 78% of GCC family offices now run direct investment programs. Average deal size: $12-45M. Focus areas: AI infrastructure, climate tech, fintech. They're not LPs anymore. They're co-investors. → Decision speed: 3x faster than US institutional LPs → Relationship depth required: 10x deeper → Capital horizon: generational (10-year minimums are normal) I spent 4 months embedded in this ecosystem. The thing Western VCs still don't understand: the Iftar dinners aren't networking. They're diligence. If you're a GP raising from Gulf allocators, the playbook is different. You don't pitch and close. You build trust, share meals, then discuss business. The capital is there. The patience is there. The question is whether you're willing to invest the relationship time. What's been your experience raising from Gulf allocators?
READYLinkedIn protocol: data+story, hook, question CTA
GCC direct investment stat card
IG · 14:00
📊 78% of GCC family offices now run direct investment programs. Average deal: $12-45M Focus: AI, climate, fintech They're not LPs anymore. They're co-investors. The Gulf isn't following Silicon Valley. It's building a parallel capital stack.
READY
What Western VCs get wrong about Gulf capital 🧵
X · Tomorrow 10:00
What Western VCs get wrong about Gulf capital 🧵 1/ Biggest misconception: Gulf investors are slow and bureaucratic. Reality: first meeting to term sheet in 2 weeks. Try that with a US institutional LP. 2/ Second misconception: its all oil money. 60%+ of new FO allocations go into tech, not hydrocarbons. The diversification happened while most Western GPs werent paying attention. 3/ The relationship dynamic is completely different. West: pitch → diligence → close. Gulf: build trust → share meals → then discuss business. The Iftar dinners arent networking. Theyre diligence. 4/ Spent 4 months embedded in this ecosystem. Decision speed is 3x faster than US institutional LPs. Relationship depth required is 10x deeper. Capital horizon is generational — families investing for 50+ years. Your 5yr fund timeline looks rushed to them. 5/ DIFC alone: 1,300 entities, growing 25% YoY. Abu Dhabi's ADGM is right behind it. If youre a GP ignoring Gulf capital youre leaving the most patient relationship-driven allocators on the table. Start with DIFC. ☕
READYX protocol: imperfection toolkit, punchier voice
📨 CRM actions due
3 hot
Goldman Sachs — find hiring manager + apply
TOP PRIORITY
Action: Find hiring manager on LinkedIn (likely MD in Wealth Management, Dubai). Apply formally through link + send personalized email.
Sirius Private Office — find contact + send
EXACT FIT
Action: Find hiring manager on LinkedIn. Email template ready — personalize [Name] and send.
Hays — follow-up email
ED ROLE
Action: Send follow-up. Draft ready to copy.
⚠️ Flags

Corrections logged today

Feb 24
· Missed 9am daily briefing — new rule: 9am delivery non-negotiable
· Over-reported CRM fix as complete (was already clean)
· Committed to 7-task sprint, delivered 0/7 in 7 hours
· Essays 3-5 not started (Bottleneck Problem, Tourists vs Locals, 1000 LP Calls)

MEMORY.md

Last updated today
Identity
Anastasia (Ana). Ukrainian-born, 40+ countries, Dubai-based. GP/LP. "Protocols person" — codifies everything into repeatable systems.
Career
Founding Partner @ Ironcore Partners. Co-host "Venture Protocol" podcast. Previously: Marsbase (co-founded), Yellow Capital, XFounders S2 ($150K WebWise Capital).
Relationships
Sirius prefers WhatsApp. Mark K: active runway offer. 4 months of relationship + Iftar dinners = FO proof point.
Content angles
Gulf FO direct investment thesis confirmed. "What Western VCs miss" framing. SaaSpocalypse counter-narrative via Gulf capital.
Never mention
XFounders Season 3 — never reference, never mention drama. Use keynote/El Salvador without event name.

Corrections Log

31 entries
#31 — fabrication
Never invent personal anecdotes. Check MEMORY.md first. If no match, ASK Ana.
#30 — tone
"Protocols, not motivation" — Ana doesn't do inspirational. She does systems.
#29 — content
Gulf FO thread used imagined story. Replaced with real 4-month relationship detail.

📄 Published Essays

2 finals + 4 drafts
Essay 1: LPs Don't Fund Optimism. They Fund Endurance.FINAL
~2,900 words · VP branded · 2 infographics · Crypto VC persistence thesis
Open branded version ↗
Essay 2: Why Dubai Became the LP Capital of MENAFINAL
~3,500 words · VP branded · 3 infographics · DIFC data, LP survey (50+)
Open branded version ↗
Essay 3: The Bottleneck Problem (Deep Tech)PENDING
Essay 4: Tourists vs LocalsPENDING
Essay 5: 1000 LP CallsPENDING

📋 CVs

4 versions
Venture Investments CVPDF
Use for → VC fund roles · HTML view
Capital Formation CVPDF
Use for → FO / PE / Other
IB Version CVPDF
Use for → Investment banking · HTML view
FEG Custom CVPDF
Use for → First Eagle Group

✉️ Cover Letters & Research

Cover Letter Templates (VC / FO / IB)3 versions
Tier-2 Outreach Messages7 targets × 3-4 msgs
Dubai Outreach Campaign26 emails
Quick Apply Guidescreening answers
Tier-1 Target Research10 companies

🧠 Knowledge Files

87K words
substack-writing-patternsreal
6,015w
saas-founder-vc-toolsreal
1,579w
mission-control-conceptreal
1,067w
humanization-patternsreal
692w
gulf-fo-landscapedecent
241w
emerging-manager-crisisstub
180w
dubai-wealth-migrationstub
114w

Protocols (12)

writing
crm
product
research
bakery
x-protocol
job-search
linkedin
design
podcast
rhythm
evaluation

Expert Rooms (5)

LP/GP Selection
FO Direct Investment
Dubai Ecosystem
Agent Infrastructure
Deep Tech

BDI Goals

💰 $20M personal capital
💍 Married to the love of her life
🥐 Every piece makes Ana proud
⚡ Systems that compound
🔒 Never repeat same mistake
87,528
Words recovered
52
GitHub commits
31
Corrections logged
12
Protocols active
0
Jobs tracked (tracker pending)
5
Expert rooms

Platform Performance

Followers · connect LinkedIn/X analytics to populate
Views / month · connect analytics to populate
Podcast listens · connect hosting platform to populate

Token Usage

Token usage not tracked yet
Connect Anthropic usage API to populate real spend data

System Status

GitHub Persistence
lobster-bakery-os repo · 52 commits · synced
Anthropic API
Active · $100 balance · auto-reload enabled
Stripe
Not connected — needs Cloudflare Worker for revenue tracking
Cloudflare Pages
Active — deployed at lobster-bakery-os.pages.dev · API token configured

Data Sources

state.json
Benji writes KPIs, tasks, feed → dashboard fetches every 60s
tasks.jsonl
All task logs. Dashboard reads for kanban + checklist.
MEMORY.md
Second brain. Displayed in Memory tab.
corrections.jsonl
Error log. 31 entries. Feeds quality scoring.

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